The World Revolves Around "Us"

I am simply a complex Dog. A house Dog, who wants a comfy life living indoors. The world revolves around us, everything was made for us, even humans. I am much more kind than the others that roam outside of houses, I decided to own a few humans, and all of them came from the same family! I would never do anything to separate them. Whenever one of my humans decides to go for a walk, I always have to go with them, to protect them, in case they get into trouble. Sometimes there are "free" Dogs (the ones who are living outside houses and has no responsibilities) who try to scare my human, I have to scare them away first. When I'm resting in the house, they sometimes come annoy me. Being the superior species, I had to be patient, humans are shallow animals, they annoy me and one another for fun, I guess it's the only thing they can do. When the humans leave in the morning to "work" to make this world more convenient for us. When my humans come home, I have to sniff and see if they went anywhere inappropriate. We use humans to control the world, it seems that they are controlling, but it's really us that makes the decisions. We influence when they are young, and then, when they have control over other animals, we give orders. Dog is goD spelled the other way around, we are in disguise as harmless Dogs sitting at home. We live among humans now, watching over them in secret, always protecting. Always here.